by Andy Paschen
Holy shit! The world is coming to an end! Someone find the keymaster and tell Ray Parker Jr. to heat up the synthesizer! Do you remember last time the Cubs and a kitty cat crossed pathes? 1969! The year of the epic collapse! I’m headed underground as we speak, the apocalypse is nigh!
… wait, a kitty cat just got loose and ran around in the outfield before the ushers took him into custody? And the Cubs beat the Reds 7-2? Oh. Well that’s not as exciting as people made it sound in 1969. In fact, there are worse things that could end up running loose in your outfield.