Zambrano on the DL. No, not the gay one.

Andy Pachen

Maybe if he had kept the moustache, he wouldnt be headed to the DL.

Maybe if he had kept the moustache, he wouldn't be headed to the DL.

Carlos Zambrano‘s strained hamstring is going to shelf the enigmatic hurler 2-3 weeks. Piniella and whoever else makes these decisions placed Zambrano on the 15-day DL earlier this afternoon. Doctors call for a steady diet of Red Bull, Coffee and 5-Hour Energy Shots rest and rehab to put him back on track.

So who will replace him. Angel Guzman? Aaron Heilman? Some random minor-leaguer? Stay tuned to find out.

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One response to “Zambrano on the DL. No, not the gay one.

  1. Mike

    Hendry said it will be Randy Wells. Dont know what that means for Bobby Scales who got called up today.

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