Carlos Zambrano‘s strained hamstring is going to shelf the enigmatic hurler 2-3 weeks. Piniella and whoever else makes these decisions placed Zambrano on the 15-day DL earlier this afternoon. Doctors call for a steady diet of Red Bull, Coffee and 5-Hour Energy Shots rest and rehab to put him back on track.
So who will replace him. Angel Guzman? Aaron Heilman? Some random minor-leaguer? Stay tuned to find out.