Cardinals can fly. Cardinals fans? Not so much.

by Andy Paschen

Busch Stadium nearly actually became baseball heaven yesterday (but more likely hell, because I’m fairly certain that’s where Cards fans go) when a man fell from the upper deck at the Cardinals-Twins game. Apparently he’s fine, so I’m allowed to call him an idiot for falling from the upper deck. Gravity is not your friend when you are more than 18 inches off the Mother Earth readers. If he does end up dying, well, I’m pretty sure I was going to go to hell anyway. Here’s to you idiot Cardinal fan:

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One response to “Cardinals can fly. Cardinals fans? Not so much.

  1. Danny Mehigan

    i get the joke, but the fact that you used john mayer’s free fallin instead of tom petty makes me a die a little bit inside… but at least i died because of a music video, not because i fell from the upper deck, amirite?

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