Central Booking: Going literary all over your ass!

by Andy Paschen

Troy Tulowitzki: Professional man of leisure

Troy Tulowitzki: Professional man of leisure

This isn’t simply a place chalk full of mediocre sports information, but a place where we nurture minds and help them grow in ways unimaginable. How can we possibly achieve such an amazing feat? With Haikus, duh.

Rockies 11 – 5 Cubs:
Troy Tulowitzki
Proud Samurai warrior
Hits for the cycle 

Marlins 8 – 6 Astros: 
Fish score four in first
Gang of old, Texan men fade
Why still play Erstad?

Cardinals 4 – Reds 1:
Cincinnati blows
Brings dishonor to family
Cueto injures hip 

Your N.L. Central tasty treat of the day: Kyle Lohse, StL, W, 6 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 3 K
Your N.L. Central crap sandwich of the day: Tom Gorzelanny,
ChC, L, 1.1 IP, 6 H, 6 ER, 1 K – left game due to injury (foot bruise)

N.L. Central Playoff-o-meter: (GBoWC: Games back of Wild Card lead)
1. St. Louis | 63-51 | –
2. Chicago | 58-51 | 
3 GB (3 GBoWC)
3. Milwaukee | 55-56 | 6.5 GB (6.5 GBoWC)

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